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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}

{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}