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Qaushiq Mukherjee, popularly known as Q, is an Indian film director known for his controversial Gandu. Though he is fond of classics like Ritwick Ghatak, he despises Satyajit Ray.

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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}

{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}

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{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}

{"type":"general","setup":"Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?","punchline":"Guilty","id":105}

{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.","punchline":"I woke up exhausted!","id":53}

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