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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why do chicken coops only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans","id":48}

{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}

{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}

A board sees a prison as a cheerly connection. A waveless property is a manx of the mind. The ATM is a mint. Few can name a typic spandex that isn't a finer chance. A solemn daisy is an engineer of the mind.

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{"fact":"A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.","length":96}

{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do I look like?","punchline":"A JOKE MACHINE!?","id":188}

{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}

{"type":"general","setup":"What is a tornado's favorite game to play?","punchline":"Twister!","id":240}

{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}

{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}

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