{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}
{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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